Messages from the Fallout Wasteland

Beautiful Necklace for sale. Family heirloom. Must sale. 2000 caps. *Contact Loxley in Hubtown*		Reward: 10 caps for information leading to the whereabouts of a stolen necklace. Necklace is NOT valuable. Want back for sentimental reasons. *Contact Hightower in Hubtown*
Reward: For the return of several books missing from my library. *Contact Mrs. Stapleton. Hub Librarian.*		Missing Dog: Looking for my dog. Has a plasma burn along the right side, shrapnel from a grenade in the left leg and a slash from a Deathclaw on the left. Answers to the pet name of Lucky. *If found contact Mad Max*

For Sale: Stylish Leather Jacket with one arm cut off. Decided to start wearing Power Armor instead. Will sell for 200 caps OBO. *Contact Ian in Shady Sands*		Looking for Love Single White Female seeking same for fun, adventure and experimentation. *Contact Tandi in Shady Sands*
Remember to Vote! You want "Law and Order"? That's a damn fine coincidence, so do I. *Remember to Vote for Killian*		~~For Sale~~: FREE!!! Free puppies! Sasha and Dogmeat were playing leapfrog again. Free Iguana-on-a-Stick to people who take puppies. *Contact Max Stone*
Reward: For information leading to the return of a stolen Systolic Motivator. *Contact Rhombus NOW!*		Reward: Reward offered for any information leading to the arrest of the people responsible for the death of my deputy. Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Those Bastards! *Contact Sheriff Green.*
Quality Haircuts: I can give you a haircut in less than one minute. *Contact Head Scribe Vree.*		For Sale: Solent Green. Fresh... Very Fresh. Must liquidate supplies. *Contact Bob of Bob's Iguana Bits*
Is something Missing in Your Life? Learn about the love of the Holy Flame. Bless the Holy Flame and Unity. *Contact ~~Father Death~~ Morpheus*		Relaxing Massages: Get rid of stress with my "Special" massages. Only 40 bottlecaps. *Contact Sinthia at The Crash House*
Stolen: urn...contains ashes...reward free drinks at Skum Pitt Bar *See bartender at the Skum Pitt in Junk Town*		Actualize your inner being: Tired of feeling impotent, alone, or worthless out in the wasteland? Tired of being just like everyone else? Then my thirty second, revolutionary program is for you! Contact the Master

Native Man Missing: *Chosen One missing. Last seen near a oil rig. Contact Elder of Aroyyo.* *'Mon NEE' offered for safe return.*